Names Dani.
TAKEN.
19.
Lesbian.
Canadian.
Argentinean.
I live in New Jersey, but was born in Quebec, Canada.
Tegan & Sara all the way.
Talk to me or put something on my ask.

 

sourcedumal:

cognitivedissonance:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

This story that’s been going around has been pissing me off so much. Like wow, maybe if you actually put a tenth of the effort that was put into this spreadsheet into figuring out what turns your wife on and off (hint: passive aggressive spreadsheet-making is probably a turn off), you wouldn’t be getting turned down so damn often.

So grossly controlling and just flat out creepy.

I doubt this man has made any attempts to actually communicate before this list was made. Nah, better to make a list to throw at her to make her out to be a shrewd and unreasonable person for not wanting sex.

sourcedumal:

cognitivedissonance:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

This story that’s been going around has been pissing me off so much. Like wow, maybe if you actually put a tenth of the effort that was put into this spreadsheet into figuring out what turns your wife on and off (hint: passive aggressive spreadsheet-making is probably a turn off), you wouldn’t be getting turned down so damn often.

So grossly controlling and just flat out creepy.

I doubt this man has made any attempts to actually communicate before this list was made. Nah, better to make a list to throw at her to make her out to be a shrewd and unreasonable person for not wanting sex.

postracialcomments:

pheretic:

youngblackandvegan:

akbrrdatt:

thinksquad:

"So in process of me buying a homeless man a meal from Mcdonalds this is what happen"—OG Ced Johnson

This is the world we live in.

just awful

I’m having a growing disdain for law enforcement 

I’ve always had a huge disdain for “law enforcement” 

cocklespadabootie:

fangirlhearsafandom:

committedfalpal:

Late Night Hashtags #MyWeirdWaiter might be my favorite hashtag of the year

These are golden

waiters: the unsung comedians of the world

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

jailwithonlyboys:

folkshitup:

is there really no mention of the ocean on heartthrob?? for the first time in like 10 years t+s write an album without getting even slightly nautical

either they finally moved on or there’s a secret oceanic code. like if you play the album backwards it’s just ‘narwhal’ over and over again.